Ice T's Crack Juice

I have been seeing this photo a lot on the internets lately.

Everyone seems to think it's a joke, but it's not, people! Doesn't anyone remember that Ice T has his own (DELICIOUS) energy drink? I hope, for the sake of the people who frequent this particular vending machine, that pressing Ice T's face dispenses an ice cold can of Liquid Ice. Mixed with vodka, it is the most refreshing cocktail around. It's perfect for enjoying poolside, in your house, on the go, at da club, seriously, wherever. When it first launched in 2003, I saw it everywhere. Nowadays it's a little harder to find, but I did run into a 24pack of it in a liquor store over the summer.

If you are lucky enough to indulge in a Liquid Ice cocktail, you might not want to exceed 2 or 3 drinks. After that point, you'll be completely nuts: filled with energy, happiness, rage and excitement all at the same time (hence the "crack juice" nickname). It's actually pretty amazing, but proceed with caution. Cheers!